You’re so vain I bet you think this post is about you

I wouldn’t typically say that I am a really vain person per se but last week I surprised even myself. After thinking about and staring at my ankle all week and then having other people look at my ankle all last week, I decided that it was necessary for me to get a pedicure ASAP! Before I subjected another poor unsuspecting stranger to staring at my unkempt and unpainted toe nails for another minute. So to everyone who saw my poorly pedicured toes last week I apologize, rest assured I have rectified that situation.

And people think I don’t have my priorities straight…ha! I guess I showed you guys!